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I get hundreds of emails each month from hundreds of wonderful people. And every so often I get an email from a bad apple. Recently I was sent an email that said, "Mr Breakfast, how can you promote Pop-Tarts for breakfast? It's unforgivable!!!"
My official stance is that Pop-Tart style products are candy bars... some of the best candy bars on the market. Given the billions of options we have for breakfast, I don't recommend chucking a Pop-Tart in your mouth and calling it breakfast. But I also have to admit that I'm as guilty as the next guy for grabbing a donut or a Pop-Tart for breakfast when time is a consideration or if I have an insatiable urge to be decedent. I'll state for the record... mothers don't feed your children Pop-Tarts. Visit our healthy breakfast section and raise a healthy child.
But Pop-Tarts are a permanent part of our American breakfast landscape, so I'll continue to review them and enjoy them when they taste good. So before a jerk like Sherry Sykes of Albany, New York sends me an email saying what a disgrace I am for promoting Pop-Tarts, I hope they'll explore the site first. Sherry Sykes of Albany, New York... I think it's "unforgivable" that you write complaint emails without being informed.
With that nastiness behind us, let's start talking about the very tasty new Caramel Chocolate Pop-Tart, instead of that dopey jerk Sherry Sykes of Albany, New York. The second you take this pastry out of its silver sheathing, it smells like a delicious brownie. When toasted, you get a distinct, but not overpowering flavor of caramel. The inside is a gooey treat. The chocolate flavor is similar to Kellogg's other chocolate pastries, but the caramel gives it a new and interesting twist. You might expect it to be too sweet. It's not.
For those of you that opt for un-toasted Pop-Tarts as an afternoon snack, this one isn't so great. It takes toasting to merge the chocolate and caramel flavors. "Fruit" filled Pop-Tarts are always better un-toasted options.
A woman I'd just had sex with tried a toasted Caramel Chocolate Pop-Tart and said, "This is really, really good. I don't think they can make a better Pop-Tart." I liked it a lot, but not quite that much.
"Mr Breakfast, did you just say what I thought you did?" I did and you'd be validated in writing a complaint letter. "Was Sherry Sykes of Albany, New York the woman you had sex with?" No way, man.
A one pastry serving contains 200 calories and 1.5 grams of saturated fat. Trans fat information is not listed.
The price we paid: $2.50
Caramel Chocolate Pop-Tarts
From Kellogg's
Reviewed by Mr Breakfast on 2/25/2005I get hundreds of emails each month from hundreds of wonderful people. And every so often I get an email from a bad apple. Recently I was sent an email that said, "Mr Breakfast, how can you promote Pop-Tarts for breakfast? It's unforgivable!!!"
My official stance is that Pop-Tart style products are candy bars... some of the best candy bars on the market. Given the billions of options we have for breakfast, I don't recommend chucking a Pop-Tart in your mouth and calling it breakfast. But I also have to admit that I'm as guilty as the next guy for grabbing a donut or a Pop-Tart for breakfast when time is a consideration or if I have an insatiable urge to be decedent. I'll state for the record... mothers don't feed your children Pop-Tarts. Visit our healthy breakfast section and raise a healthy child.
But Pop-Tarts are a permanent part of our American breakfast landscape, so I'll continue to review them and enjoy them when they taste good. So before a jerk like Sherry Sykes of Albany, New York sends me an email saying what a disgrace I am for promoting Pop-Tarts, I hope they'll explore the site first. Sherry Sykes of Albany, New York... I think it's "unforgivable" that you write complaint emails without being informed.
With that nastiness behind us, let's start talking about the very tasty new Caramel Chocolate Pop-Tart, instead of that dopey jerk Sherry Sykes of Albany, New York. The second you take this pastry out of its silver sheathing, it smells like a delicious brownie. When toasted, you get a distinct, but not overpowering flavor of caramel. The inside is a gooey treat. The chocolate flavor is similar to Kellogg's other chocolate pastries, but the caramel gives it a new and interesting twist. You might expect it to be too sweet. It's not.
For those of you that opt for un-toasted Pop-Tarts as an afternoon snack, this one isn't so great. It takes toasting to merge the chocolate and caramel flavors. "Fruit" filled Pop-Tarts are always better un-toasted options.
A woman I'd just had sex with tried a toasted Caramel Chocolate Pop-Tart and said, "This is really, really good. I don't think they can make a better Pop-Tart." I liked it a lot, but not quite that much.
"Mr Breakfast, did you just say what I thought you did?" I did and you'd be validated in writing a complaint letter. "Was Sherry Sykes of Albany, New York the woman you had sex with?" No way, man.
A one pastry serving contains 200 calories and 1.5 grams of saturated fat. Trans fat information is not listed.
The price we paid: $2.50
(6 out of 7 Golden Eggs) |
Comments About This Product Review
What do you think of Caramel Chocolate Pop-Tarts?
By Donna_k What do you think of Caramel Chocolate Pop-Tarts?
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I Donna Kitchen am letting you know that I am suing you, Your product burnt me and gave me possible fourth degree burns on my left four fingers. I will be getting ahold of my doctor and lawyer tomorrow morning: 12-23-09.
Sincerly Donna Kitchen
Comment submitted: 12/22/2009 (#2053)
By Jess
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This was my favorite flavor of poptarts. I'm very disappointed they have been taken off the market.
Comment submitted: 11/11/2009 (#1997)
By HeyCass15
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Mr. Breakfast, YOU ARE THE MAAAAAN for writing this review! You tell that sherry chick right where to shove these Pop-Tarts! And if you ever read this lady your kid probably hates you anyways so just keep your Pop-Tart hating comments in your stuck up mother brain. This is my all time favorite Pop-Tart flavor but can't seem to find them anywhere... it's a shame really :(
Comment submitted: 9/7/2009 (#1902)
By JuJu Beans (Team Breakfast Member)
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Why they discontinue this flavour? It was one of my favorites!
Comment submitted: 11/26/2008 (#1312)
By Undisputed
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I love these but I can't seem to find them.
Comment submitted: 1/2/2008 (#813)
By BOB
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I love them! there like so good!!! Take it from a kid :)
Comment submitted: 6/10/2007 (#506)
By I. No Name
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It's pretty good.
Comment submitted: 6/7/2007 (#502)
By liljspeed (Team Breakfast Member)
Product Rating (out of 5): |
This is the greatest pop tart ever! Now its hard for me to find them.
Comment submitted: 3/21/2007 (#365)
By Try Again
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I think they should make them better and more interesting!
Comment submitted: 3/20/2007 (#361)
By breakfastgirl01
Product Rating (out of 5): |
After giving it a shot, I feel in love but you could still try a new taste.
Comment submitted: 2/12/2007 (#279)
By brakfastgirl013
Product Rating (out of 5): |
I think that they r nasty. I'm a kid and there are certain things I don't eat like that gooie stuff inside. Maybe u could change the taste so it would tatse better!!
Comment submitted: 2/12/2007 (#278)
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