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About This Image:

Title: Rice Krispies Joke Machine Card

Submitted by backpackr on 4/18/2011

Comment from submitter:

From Rice Krispies in 1987. Here's the complete list of jokes from the interactive card:

1. What table has no legs? A Multiplication table
2.What do you call a man who shaves 20 times a day? A barber
3.#. how does Santa take care of his yard? Hoe, Hoe, Hoe
4. Why is a baseball team like a pancake? They both need a good batter
5. What is the smallest room in the world? The mushroom
6. What will keep anyone from going bald? hair
7. Why do birds fly south? Becuase it's too far to walk
8. What can't be used until it is broken? An egg
9. When can you catch water in a net? when it's an ice cube
10. How do birds grow? From bird seed
11.What goes up but never comes down? Your age
12.Why does a cow wear a bell? Becuase the horns don't work
13. Why couldn't the skeleton go to the ball? He had no body to go with
14. What was the elephant doing on the freeway? About 5 miles an hour
15. What can you always count on? Your fingers
16. When is a door not a door? When it's ajar
17.What do you call a worried grape? a raisin
18. Which side of the bear has the thickest fur? the outside
19. What always weighs the same no matter how big it gets? A hole
20. What business was king Kong in? Monkey Business