Munch's Hangover Eraser

(1 serving) Printable Version

TO DRINK:
Tomato Juice
Tabasco sauce
Lemon Juice
1 measure of Vodka
TO EAT:
3 Rashers of Back bacon
3 tinned tomatoes
2 scrambled eggs
1 orange

Prep time 5 mins : cooking time 5 mins

Now contrary to popular belief, the best way to beat a nasty "morning after" feeling is to eat little and often for the first 4 hours you are awake rather than go for the "monster" fry - up. You should avoid fibre and carbohydrates at all costs as these will make you feel like a Zombie due to their slow release into your blood.

Now the first thing you want to do is take a long slow drink of the tomato juice laced with the Tabasco, vodka and lemon. The reason for this and for a bloody mary being world renowned as a good hangover cure is that tomatoes are packed full with antioxidants which cleanse your blood from all impurities like alcohol and fat.

The reason that you feel so low is not the lack of sleep you have had but your bodies withdrawal from the booze. This is why you feel better after "The hair of the dog" being the vodka, as it gives your body a break from fighting the disfunction. So, The eggs for protein to build your red blood cells back up, the tinned tomatoes for the extra antioxidants ( fresh ones are lower in capacity) , the bacon for the fat to counter the spirit in your blood and the orange for the citric acid to cut through the fat from the bacon....PHEW!! Now trust me on this, I am a pro. fighter and qualified nutritionist so know what i'm talking about....this WILL work but you must eat more of the same again within 4 hours and DO NOT go back to bed as this will not exite the antioxidants in your blood and you will not recover as quick!! Take a hot shower with a blast of cold before you get out and splash on some nice aftershave as this will stimulate your senses and promote a feeling of well - being....Good luck!! ........